What are the pros and cons of dating a Vampire?:
- Relationships can last forever
- Lives for the night life
- Multiple lifetimes of experience
- Immune to all diseases
- Amazing stamina
- Loves to neck
- Food cost savings
- Never have to deal with garlic breath
- No more sunrises or sunsets
- Terrible at tanning
- Hates flash photography
- Tough to do your makeup
- Other stuff
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