Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Tales From The Cryptkeeper - Vampires hate garlic GIF



What are the pros and cons of dating a Vampire?:

  • Relationships can last forever
  • Lives for the night life
  • Multiple lifetimes of experience
  • Immune to all diseases
  • Amazing stamina
  • Loves to neck
  • Food cost savings
  • Never have to deal with garlic breath
  • No more sunrises or sunsets
  • Terrible at tanning
  • Hates flash photography
  • Tough to do your makeup
  • Other stuff

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